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by Anthony Taylor
Contributing Writer

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Welcome to Apes on Film! This column exists to scratch your retro-film-in-high-definition itch. We’ll be reviewing new releases of vintage cinema and television on disc of all genres, finding gems, and letting you know the skinny on what to avoid. Here at Apes on Film, our aim is to uncover the best in retro film. As we dig for artifacts, we’ll do our best not to bury our reputation. What will we find out here? Our destiny.

Kino Lorber

VIVA – 2007
4 out of 5 Bananas

Starring: Anna Biller, Bridget Brno, Chad England, Jared Sanford

Director: Anna Biller

Rated: R

Studio: Kino Lorber

Region: A

BRD Release Date: August 24th, 2021

Audio Formats: TBA

Video Codec: MPEG-4 AVC

Resolution: 1080p HD

Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1

Run Time: 121 minutes
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Anna Biller’s VIVA is a spot-on parody of early 1970’s porn films without the explicit sex – and you’ll never miss it. Biller the auteur has curated every visual, every performance, and every sound to reflect the awkward, amateurish filmmaking of the San Fernando Valley of the decade to bring forth a polished, hilarious spoof of the rite of passage that was the sexual revolution. Biller the actress commits fully to her role of Barbie, a naive housewife on the verge of shedding her inhibitions in favor of awkward sex with a cadre of cringe-inducing men and a lovely female friend played by Robbin Ryan. Actually, what makes the film so watchable is that Biller and company aren’t playing the roles assigned to them in the script; they’re playing a bunch of bad actors attempting to play those roles and failing, which makes for a much more subtle performance. The howlingly amusing dialog (and confused smoldering looks) is delivered just as poorly as if it was lifted wholesale from a Gerard Damiano movie set.
Having enjoyed Biller’s second feature, THE LOVE WITCH, I was eager to see her initial offering and wasn’t disappointed. The whole film is stylized and over the top, but Biller manages to evoke a sincere nostalgia for the 1970s, and the over-saturated cinematography of M. David Mullen reinforces that. The director/actress not only wrote, directed, and starred in VIVA, she also edited it, created the costumes, sets, music, and set decoration, and designed the production. With the results she achieved on such a shoestring budget here, I’d love to see her sink her teeth into a larger budget production with some dramatic chops; she’d kill something like BOOGIE NIGHTS.
Kino Lorber’s presentation of the film looks gorgeous and sounds great, naturally. Extras include a new audio commentary by writer/director/star Anna Biller, Behind-the-scenes footage narrated by Biller, and the theatrical trailer. I’m surprised to find the film with an R rating instead of NC17 — its very, VERY naked throughout.
VIVA is the kind of film I like to see being made and released in this era of tentpole franchise mania among studios. Biller’s signature touches are unmistakably those of someone who loves and reveres the films she’s spoofing. Worth a watch for the fabulous costumes alone, including a Paco Rabanne dress that appeared in the original CASINO ROYALE.

KARLOFF AT COLUMBIA – The Black Room / The Man They Could Not Hang / The Man with Nine Lives / Before I Hang / The Devil Commands / The Boogie Man Will Get You

Credit to Eureka! Entertainment


3.5 out of 5 Bananas

Starring: Boris Karloff, Marian Marsh, Lorna Gray , Roger Pryor , Evelyn Keyes , Richard Fiske , Peter Lorre

Directed By: Roy William Neill, Nick Grinde, Edward Dmytryk, Lew Landers

Studio: Eureka! Classics – 2 Disc Limited Set (3000 copies)

BRD Release Date: May 03, 2021

Region: B

Rated: Unrated

Audio Formats: English: LPCM 2.0 Mono (48kHz, 24-bit)

Video Codec: MPEG-4 AVC 2K

Resolution: 1080p HD

Aspect Ratio: 1.34:1, 1.33:1

Run Time: 400 Minutes
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Boris Karloff is most closely associated with the Universal Monsters films of the 1930s and ’40s, having played Frankenstein’s monster several times as well as essaying memorable roles in films like The Black Cat, The Raven, Tower of London, and House of Frankenstein, to name just a few. While he cranked out horror hits for Universal, Karloff was also a man about town working for other studios as well including Columbia, for which he created a cycle of “Mad Doctor” films and a single period gothic terror called The Black Room. His Columbia movies have now been collected into an excellent box set by Eureka! Classics in the UK.

Credit to Eureka! Entertainment

The Black Room finds Boris playing a set of twins cursed by fate to murder each other, and allows him to really stretch his acting muscles as he portrays the pair, one benevolent and caring, the other a despicable tyrant. In fact, watching all six films, I was struck by what a good actor he truly was, and what he was able to create in performances beyond the guttural murmurings he was limited to in portraying Frankenstein’s monster. He really is quite watchable in all six films and elevates even the least of the films into an hour or two well spent.
The other five films comprise his mad doctor series for the studio, and sadly they all seem cut from the same cloth in terms of story, characterization, and performances by other cast members. Clearly, Karloff was a star that Columbia was afraid to take a chance on in a dramatic role unassociated with the genre that spawned him. Don’t think I didn’t enjoy these films, I did; but they are similar in many ways and by the end of the run I felt the concept had been strip-mined and was happy to move on. The Devil Commands ramped the crazy science factor up in an attempt to keep viewers interested, and The Boogie Man Will Get You is an outright comedy, most likely because Karloff had co-starred in the smash-hit comedy play Arsenic & Old Lace on Broadway the same year.
Eureka! Entertainment’s box set is a wonderful presentation of these films. Though unrestored, all the prints are watchable though feature damage in some areas. Film grain is high throughout as well, and there are some audio artifacts present that are occasionally distracting. Truthfully, I’m certain this is still the best all of these films have looked in years. Extras include new audio commentaries on The Black Room, Before I Hang, and The Boogie Man Will Get You with Kevin Lyons and Jonathan Rigby as well as new audio commentaries on The Man They Could Not Hang, The Man With Nine Lives, and The Devil Commands with author Stephen Jones and author/critic Kim Newman plus a collector’s booklet featuring writing on all six films by Karloff expert Stephen Jacobs (author of Boris Karloff: More Than a Monster); film critic and author Jon Towlson; and film scholar Craig Ian Mann.
If your experience of Boris Karloff is limited to his Universal horrors or some of his later films like The Comedy of Terrors or The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini, grab this set and enjoy him in a different light. You won’t regret it. Make sure you live in Ireland or the UK or have a region-free player, though.
Anthony Taylor is not only the Minister of Science but also Defender of the Faith. His reviews and articles have appeared in magazines such as Screem, Fangoria, Famous Monsters of Filmland, SFX, Video WatcHDog, and many more.

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