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Welcome to Apes on Film! This column exists to scratch your retro-film-in-high-definition itch. We’ll be reviewing new releases of vintage cinema and television on disc of all genres, finding gems and letting you know the skinny on what to avoid. Here at Apes on Film, our aim is to uncover the best in retro film. As we dig for artifacts, we’ll do our best not to bury our reputation. What will we find out here? Our destiny.
The Holidays surround us and penetrate us; they bind the galaxy together, to borrow a totally inappropriate quote from a famous movie. But seriously, if you have a film nerd or scholar you need gifts for, it’s Apes on Film to the rescue! Here, in no particular order, are the films that we think would make great gifts this holiday season. Rest assured these flicks have never looked or sounded better. Click the titles to purchase.
TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A. – 4K UHD – KINO LORBER
Get rich or try dyin’, as Ape on Film Lucas Hardwick would say. My favorite William Friedkin film and one of my top picks for 1985 as a whole, the tense game of cat and mouse between Chance and Masters plus the fantastic soundtrack from Wang Chung makes this a winner for anyone into crime films. Filled with memorable images, dialog, and performances, To Live and Die in L.A. gets under your skin and remains.
FREAKS, THE UNKNOWN, THE MYSTIC – TODD BROWNING’S SIDESHOW SHOCKERS – BLU-RAY, CRITERION COLLECTION
Rediscovered, remastered, revealing. Possibly the best set to see release in 2023, Criterion’s Browning box is a revelation. Outstanding visually, with an enormous set of supplemental features and a deep-dive booklet, all put together by Monster Show author and Browning biographer David J. Skal, no fan of classic horror and thriller films should let this pass by.
CUSHING CURIOSITIES – 6 DISC SET – BLU-RAY – SEVERIN FILMS
The gentleman of horror had a more robust career than many give him credit for. Though best known for blowing up the Death Star and staking vampires and building monsters the Hammer way, Peter Cushing played many roles including Count Dracula himself! Check out his Sherlock Holmes as well in this essential collection from Severin, jam-packed with extras as they are wont to do.
WINGS OF DESIRE – 4K & BLU RAY – CRITERION COLLECTION
Another film that no one should live without. Peter Falk goes to Germany to appear on a chat show and meets an Angel having a crisis of faith. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds play live. It’s Wim Wenders’ masterpiece that was clumsily remade as City of Angels with Nicholas Cage. Skip that one, WINGS is the real thing and the Criterion disc is the one to treasure.
GLORIA – BLU-RAY – KINO LORBER
Gena Rowlands was a dot on my media horizon as a young film ape until I saw this movie directed by her husband, John Cassavetes. She meanders onto the screen as a mob gun moll entrusted with not only evidence to convict a cartel of her former friends but a recently orphaned kid. Gloria builds a full head of steam emotionally and visually trying to stay one step ahead of her gangland pursuers as well as the cops, who think she’s a kidnapper. No extras on this disc, but the film is worth the bargain price any day.
THE DEAD ZONE, COLLECTOR’S EDITION – 4k UHD & BLU-RAY – SHOUT! FACTORY
The ICE. Is gonna BREAK! I wouldn’t have pegged David Cronenberg for the guy to adapt this moving Stephen King tale to the screen, but he hit the ball out of the park by keeping it simple and honest. Christopher Walken turns in a career-high performance as a crippled teacher who can psychically “see” the truth of the people around him, including a murderer, a friend, a concerned father, and a presidential candidate with plans for the world that must be stopped. Shout!’s collector edition is a two-disc set featuring a brand-new transfer and supplements galore.
THE PRINCESS BRIDE – 4K UHD & BLU-RAY – CRITERION COLLECTION
As you wish! Perhaps the most beloved film of the 1980’s gets the Criterion treatment in an ultra-special edition which includes a hardback booklet, an audiobook reading of the original William Goldman book by director Rob Reiner, commentaries with the cast, the director, the writer, behind the scenes footage and so much more. There’s a reason why this movie is evergreen, and I can’t think of a single person on your holiday list who wouldn’t enjoy this two-disc set.
GORGO – 4K UHD – VINEGAR SYNDROME
He’s like Godzilla with a British accent. A cross between King Kong, Son of Kong, and Godzilla, Gorgo is a very well-made pastiche of the giant monster blockbusters set in London. Spoiler Alert: there’s a killer climax that results in a LOT of damage to the city. Always fun to watch giant monsters stomping world-famous landmarks. Vinegar Syndrome went all out with a new 4K scan from the original camera negative, so their presentation is amazing. It is chock full of new and archival extras as well.
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN COLLECTOR’S EDITION – 4K UHD & BLU-RAY – SHOUT SELECT
It may not be the best Western film of all time, but three out of three Apes on Film agree that it is a perfect movie. From the incredible cast to John Sturges’ directing to Elmer Bernstein’s unforgettable, breathtaking score, The Magnificent Seven is always a pleasurable watch. Shout! Factory’s presentation boasts a new restoration and color grade from existing scanned elements resulting in a sharper picture than previous releases, and a plethora of supplemental features. Honestly, a must-have for any film buff.
SUPERMAN 5 FILM COLLECTION – 4K UHD & BLU-RAY – WARNER BROS
In 1978, we all believed a man could fly. Christopher Reeve’s amazing performance as the Man of Steel was utterly convincing, the special effects were state of the art, and Richard Donner’s directing coupled with a fantastic script from Mario Puzo and a cadre of re-writers combined to make the perfect superhero movie. In fact, Superman has been the template on which the best of all superhero films that followed were patterned after to some degree. WB’s new comprehensive 4 disc set contains all of Reeve’s films (including the Richard Donner cut of Superman II) and is festooned with special features. Absolutely a gift that will get you a kiss, even without any mistletoe around.
This is just a small selection of the amazing films that were released in ultra-high definition this year. What are your picks for the ultimate HD media stocking stuffers? Let us know in the comments below and hey – HAPPY HOLIDAYS from your favorite Apes on Film!
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