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by Anthony Taylor

Contributing Writer

 

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Credit to Warner Bros Home Entertainment

NIGHT OF THE ANIMATED DEAD – 2021

1 out of 5 Bananas

Starring: Josh Duhamel Dulé Hill Katharine Isabelle Katee Sackhoff  Will Sasso  Nancy Travis 

Director: Jason Axinn

Rated:

Studio: Warner Bros. Home Entertainment

Region: A

BRD Release Date: October 5, 2021

Audio Formats: English: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 (48kHz, 16-bit)

French: Dolby Digital 5.1

German: Dolby Digital 5.1

Spanish: Dolby Digital 5.1

Video Codec: MPEG-4 AVC

Resolution: 1080p HD 

Aspect Ratio: 1.78:1

Run Time: 71 minutes

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Warner Bros. Home Entertainment provided me with a free copy of the DVD I reviewed in this Blog Post. The opinions I share are my own.

Remember the train wreck sequence in The Fugitive (1993), with Harrison Ford? It was amazing, an unforgettable visual montage of destruction that far surpassed everything that had come before it. I used to think that was the greatest cinematic train wreck in history until I watched Night Of The Animated Dead

I honestly sat mouth agape at times while watching this disc. It is the most unnecessary and egregious horror remake that I can think of, and I’ve seen a whole bunch of unnecessary and egregious horror remakes. This is an – wait for it – an animated remake of Night of the Living Dead (1968), with more gore and a few added sequences. At first, I thought it might just be a copyright grab, since George A. Romero’s original film was released sans copyright notice and fell immediately into the public domain. But changing the name from “Living” to “Animated” eliminates any benefit of a new copyright for merchandising or marketing purposes.

The animation here reminds me very much of the Bart Simpson or Tweety Bird statues one might see for sale on the roadside near Tijuana, Mexico; yes, they’re painted yellow, they sort of resemble the characters, but you’re not going to be fooling anybody into thinking they’re quality merchandise. To be honest, I’ve seen animatics (video storyboards) for other films that looked better than Night Of The Animated Dead. I’m not exaggerating when I say the animation resembles clip art figures manipulated by the same team that made the Marvel Superhero cartoons of the 1960’s.

The film misfires at every turn, there’s almost nothing to recommend about it at all. It lacks the urgency and panache of the original. The voice cast does include some wonderful actors – Dulé Hill, Nancy Travis, Will Sasso, and even Josh Duhamel give a good performance. It’s unfortunate the talent was wasted on such a bizarre and dreadful project.  

The only supplemental material is a “Making Of” featurette. My goodness, the producer and director are certainly proud of their film and express their appreciation of each other and the cast effusively. It does include some interesting side-by-side sequences with the original film, and the cast has some insight into the characters. Thankfully someone did. 

Wish I could recommend this for Night of The Living Dead completists, but I just can’t disregard this film highly enough. This is the kind of entertainment that soon-to-be-ousted Warner Media CEO Jason Kilar championed, and all I can say is the future looks brighter in his soon-to-be absence.

 

Written by Apes on Film, Anthony Taylor in Collaboration with ATLRetro

AAnthony Taylor is not only the Minister of Science, but also Defender of the Faith. His reviews and articles have appeared in magazines such as Screem, Fangoria, Famous Monsters of Filmland, SFX, Video WatcHDog, and many more.

 

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